I, Flynn, a spiritual entity incarnated as a humanized femle, do hereby testify that ‘The Daily Pause’ is great and offers uncanny perspectives to life among stupid and crazy humanz and while stuck on this hellish planet.

The Flynn Testament

A testimonial by a chic.

Chic

I, Kitty, an imaginary friend of Flynn, do hereby testify that my human is great! I give up both ‘paws’ in praise and thanksgiving to her and all that she does, says, and thinks. She is my life and salvation! Alleluia! Amen!

The Kitty Testament

A testimonial by a friend.

Friend

We, the Illuminated chumps known as TPTB and pals, do hereby testify that ‘The Daily Pause’ as inspirational and insightful to our scripted false flag narratives; that Flynn as hilarious and misguided to no real effect; and that Kitty as our favorite undercover agent saboteur and provocateur to the New World.

The PTB Testament

A testimonial by Fluffy, Muffy and Buffy.

Chumps

I, FLUFFY VON DER FLYNN, a freewoman and sovereign citizen, do hereby testify that ‘The Daily Pause’ is great for its weird content; Kitty for its feline independence; and Flynn for her thoughts ‘off the beaten path’.

The Fluffy Testament

A testimonial by a citizen.

Citizen

A testimonial by a flapper.

Flapper

A testimonial by a guy.

Guy

A testimonial by a teacher.

Teacher

A testimonial by a diner.

Diner

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